A:

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch."

B:

Bon joure, mon capitaine. You wanted to see me? - Q

C:

Compilers can't be apps. They're too important. (Mad Cat)

D:

Def: Multitask: Choke on gum and trip simultaniously!

E:

Elect me to Parliament. I`ve never bounced a check!

And finally...

Que sera, shiner: What will be, will have a black eye.

(Sunday, 05 July, 2026.)